Monday, 17 December 2012

Body Shot

Tequila Body shot performance at Behind Bars.








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Thanks to Dean Kincaid for the images and video and Lucy Hutson for her fabulous hosting skills. 

Body Shot was performed at Behind Bars 




FIT

Covered in jam donuts, I perform both Katie Price and Jane Fonda's celebrity fitness DVDs.

Many thanks to Lucy Hutson who took these images and helped me by continually re-applying the donuts and big shout out to all the lovely audience members who joined in with the exercises and kept me motivated.





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Sunday, 15 July 2012

'The Woman from all of You'

Recently I was very happy to be asked to donate a breast to the wonderful artist and film-maker Dasa Raimanova for her new composite piece entitled "the Woman from all of You"











Pride

Recent performance with my long term collabarator Lucy Hutson at Pride London 2012

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

-----Oot 'n' Aboot-----

Welcome to Oot'n'Aboot. As you can see it is now in a streamlined calender format. I hope this will make it easy for me to upload quickly and for you to see what is happening where and when. The calendar is constantly getting updated so keep checking back as I may have added something new on any date at any time. For a list of most of the Live Art Venues and Festivals mentioned below click here. Enjoy! 




More about oot'n'aboot

Just recently it feels like London has been overflowing with performance and Live Art. It is literally everywhere: on stage, on the streets, in pubs, train stations, warehouses, squats, offices and even brought into your own living room. Performance is popular.

With so much choice of work to see over such a dispersed area it is often hard to keep track of what is happening so I have created this handy online calendar to keep you updated.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide and is totally subjective. I am merely writing about what interests me and what I hear about via my work at The Live Art Development Agency. I cannot guarantee it will be what you are looking for. 

This list will be varied, some of it you may call performance some you may not. 

I will also be writing about upcoming performances via Twitter, so please do follow me there if you wish. 

Thanks for reading and hope you find this useful.

2012



Bit of a Scottish Invasion this month with three fantastic Glasgow based artists performing in London. I have seen this show already but will be going again because I love how Gary approaches ideas about money and our relationship with it.

This performance has been cooking up a storm up in Scotland and it is great to see it back in London. With a wicked soundtrack and a charming performance from Kieran Hurley it is definitely one to watch.

Have managed to miss Fish and Game’s Alma Matter in both Glasgow and in Edinburgh so will be making sure I get to the BAC to see this piece whilst I can. Fish and Game are always great and this piece has had had some fantastic reviews. 

Amy Lame up close and personal with a Morrissey soundtrack – what more is there to say? Tickets booked, job done!

I have performed at Live Art Speed Date and it is certainly not for the faint hearted. The fun factor is amped up 100% and you are guaranteed to see some interesting and intimate performances at this event. If you haven't been to one yet then get down there. 

This was recommended to me via Twitter and after reading the blurb I think it looks pretty good so gonna try my best to check it out. 

Love the premise of this performance - reading news papers and talking actually sounds like a lot of fun to me (I sound really sad I know). Have heard great things about Uninvited Guests so it looks like I am gonna be off down south again. 

Was meant to perform here last year but had to cancel as I was getting a new hip! I was really gutted as it had a great line-up and this year definitely also looks interesting.

Never one to shy away from the weird and the wonderful composer Andrew Poppy’s new sonic project I think is definitely worth a trip down to Chelsea Theatre this month. 

This looks like a great festival. With the fabulous Brian Lobel, Bryony Kimmings and  Mr Forest Fringe himself Andy Field performing. Unfortunately I am in Liverpool that weekend to see Lorena Rivero de Beer perform at the Bluecoat but if you get the chance I would try and get up there for at least a day if not the weekend.


April
The most talked about event happening this month must be Forest Fringe taking over the Gate theatre. For two weeks Dan Canham and Chris Thorpe will be performing along with invited special guests. I cannot decide at all which nights to go on so my plan is just to buy one random ticket for each week and then go and enjoy.
I first met Oriana when she was performing at Temporary Autonomous Art in 2010. The performance was a durational piece which involved making pancakes, painting portraits and Skyping America whilst continually bouncing on a trampoline. It was brilliant! This new piece might be a little less frantic but I am looking forward to see what she has been up to recently.
Final Broadcast is an artistic response to the UK wide TV switchover from digital to analogue. I really like the sound of this event (and not just cause it includes dinner) I think its really nice that artists are getting together to mark the switchover.
So excited that Fringefest is back again as last year was brilliant and this year looks even more awesome. Highlights for me include Cabaret Wotever at the Hackney Picturehouse and Dragersize superstar Sharon Husbands who is performing twice over the weekend, which is perfect timing for me as I could do with a little work on my bingo wings.
What can I say about Nic Green? She is such a huge inspiration to me and my work and I can’t wait to see the second scratch of her new performance diptych Fatherland, Motherland.
As mentioned in last blog post Circusfest is happening at the Roundhouse this month. I am particularly excited about the Il Pixel Rosso performance as a little birdie told me about what might be in store for the audience and it sounds slightly scary but an amazing experience.
This looks intriguing. It is not the type of performance I would usually go to but it is always good to push yourself into different directions and I have heard interesting things about Leo Kay.
My very good friend Justyna Scheuring is performing her new piece at Colchester Arts Centre on the 26th of April. Justyna’s work is often very brave - she never lets an audience of the hook, which is probably why I enjoy her work so much. From what I know about this piece its going to be well worth the journey.
I am totally gutted not to manage to get tickets for Art Angel this month. If you managed to bag one then enjoy and please let me know how it was.
The programme has been announced for the LIFT festival and it is totally amazing. I want to see almost all of it but unfortunately my bank balance will not allow me but still gonna try and see as much as possible.
March
The one and only Stacy Makishi is at Arts Admin on 1st of March. She is a brilliant artist whom I met at the last Fresh Air Platform. I am really excited about this night.
Not sure how but I seem to have ended up on Victoria Melody’s newsletter list, not that I am complaining because I am liking the look of her work and looking forward to seeing this solo show.
Scottee, well what can I say about Scottee that hasn’t already been said by him on his website/ blog/ FB/ Tumblr/ Twitter/ You Tube channel. He was one of the highlights of Christmas Duckie at the Barbican and it will be good to see him back at The Vauxhall Tavern again, doing what he does best, especially with a subject so close to my heart. I was very tempted to enter Burger Queen this year but just not sure what my special talent would be!
Having known Brian Lobel as the man who locks you in a toilet cubicle and masturbates over you I am more than a little intrigued as to how he tackles a performance about testicular cancer - most likely in very graphic detail. I have to admit, I never thought I would be so excited in seeing a show about cancer.
Totally gutted I will be missing this as performing in Glasgow this weekend. Would have loved the Avon Ladies to come to my house. If you live 30 minutes away from CTP I would advise you to BOOK NOW for this show!
Another interesting performance at CPT. A 40 minute one-on-one performance about someone I have loved and lost might not appeal to everyone but this piece is right up my alley.
I really wanted to see this but it looks like all the cheapest priced tickets have gone on the nights I wanna go so I will probably have to miss it. If you have a spare £35 then I would make the effort to go as it will be an incredible performance
This Saturday the fabulous Brian Lobel is hosting another Cruising for Artevent. Some of you might think this is a shameless plug as I am performing there but the possibility of one-on-one experiences with Stacy Makishi and/or Lois Weaver makes the incredibly reasonable five quid ticket price worth it alone.
I disappointedly missed Action Hero when they played in Edinburgh this year as they were on at midnight and I had to catch the last bus back to Glasgow at the same time. They have been getting rave reviews all over the place so this is an event worth checking out.
CircusFest at Roundhouse is looking incredible. As this event is mostly in April I will write more about the highlights next month.
Last but not least I have to write a little something about Gatz (or my ex- colleagues at LIFT would never forgive me.) I am sure you have all heard about it already but Gatz is a total one-off and definitely a hot ticket in town.
Thank you very much for reading my first ever Oot’n’Aboot blog. I am open to all suggestions/ideas/comments so please get in touch contact@katybaird.com
Oot'n'aboot Xtra
I forgot to write about some performance because they were in my calendar and not my diary, so here are even more reasons to go out in London.
]Performance Space[ has, as always, some interesting live events happening over the next few months. I am especially looking forward to Tempting Failure on Sunday. Some of the artists I met recently at Inxclusion will be there and a lot of people have been talking about it.
Heard great things about Bryony, especially her last show which a lot of peole were raving about so I hope 7 day drunk will be just as enjoyable.
I noticed the other day that the Battersea Arts Centre is not on my list at all. This is surprising considering the key player it’s been in London over the last few years. Their scratch nights are great but it is too far and too expensive for me to travel from Tottenham to Battersea for a 20 min performance. Made in China has most definitely been making waves and is by all accounts a great show but I am still not sure if I will be making the journey down south for it.
Lastly Fierce is happening in Birmingham over Easter and I am seriously toying with the idea of going up for it. It has a good line up and the legend that is Ann Liv Young is gonna be performing which is reason in itself to be there.
February
Having totally loved ‘Office Party’ at the Pleasance last year which was co-written by Martinez I am really hoping that her solo show will be filled with the sharply observed detail and humour that made Office Party so successful.
Third Angel have been performing since the mid-90s and are firmly established in the performance scene. To my shame I have never managed to catch a Third Angel production, missing them in Glasgow on at least two occasions. Therefore I will definitely be checking this out and hoping to find out that a company that has survived for so long is still making interesting and thought provoking work.
Chris Goode is another one of those artists that have been around for a while and I have still managed not to have seen any of his work. This time he is talking religion, a subject that I have an opinion or three about myself.
Three events that I am disappointed to be missing because I am performing in Leeds that weekend:
Improbable are holding their yearly get-together Devoted and Disgruntled. This year they are asking the easy to answer question “What are we going to do about theatre?” Good job it’s over three days!
The same weekend the Others in Stoke Newington is hosting ‘Dirty Dancing’, a night of contemporary dance. It looks to be an interesting evening and it will be really fascinating to see how this type of performance works in such an informal venue
Jeremy Deller in Conversation. Yes, it is true I do work for Rowan Arts so this next choice may be conceived as a conflict of interest but it is going to be great! Jeremy Deller, the man who created ‘Acid Brass’- the fusion of traditional brass band music with acid house - is a bit of a legend to me so would have loved to have seen him chat about his work.

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Recruitment

A short recruitment video I made for my new project....


Filmed by: Christopher Evans

More details to follow...

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Airport Conversations

Here is an image from my recent one-on-one performance Cam4 at Live Art Speed Date in Stoke Newington International Airport.


(image: Sara Lehn)

The performance itself was via Skype. I spoke to each audience member using a microphone and they were asked to type their reply, below is an unedited transcript of these replies. I told each person that they ‘had’ me for 5 mins and that I would do whatever they asked of me.

This was the response:
[12/17/2011 8:34:33 PM] *** Call to katy ***
[12/17/2011 9:04:26 PM] katy: can u hear me
[12/17/2011 9:04:55 PM] katy: piease put on the headphones
[12/17/2011 9:05:30 PM] Watch me: SORRY
[12/17/2011 9:05:33 PM] Watch me: YOPU GOT IT WOPRKLINGH
[12/17/2011 9:05:37 PM] Watch me: WHY CANT YOU HESR ME
[12/17/2011 9:05:43 PM] Watch me: REASLLY HARD TO TYPE HERE
[12/17/2011 9:06:18 PM] Watch me: THIS IS HARRDER BEACSUE IO KNOW YOU
[12/17/2011 9:06:20 PM] Watch me: A BIT
[12/17/2011 9:06:24 PM] Watch me: GO ON
[12/17/2011 9:06:28 PM] Watch me: WISH YOU WERE A BOY
[12/17/2011 9:06:33 PM] Watch me: OFTEN USED?
[12/17/2011 9:06:38 PM] Watch me: ARE YOU IN GREGS ROOM
[12/17/2011 9:06:50 PM] Watch me: WONDERFUL
[12/17/2011 9:06:55 PM] Watch me: NOT REASLLY
[12/17/2011 9:07:03 PM] Watch me: CVAN YOU PYUT IT IN
[12/17/2011 9:07:16 PM] Watch me: NMOPTY ONTGO HSANF CUFFS
[12/17/2011 9:07:25 PM] Watch me: PUT IT ON
[12/17/2011 9:07:29 PM] Watch me: TURN IT ON
[12/17/2011 9:07:31 PM] Watch me: THE DILDO
[12/17/2011 9:07:37 PM] Watch me: BATTERY
[12/17/2011 9:07:53 PM] Watch me: YESS
[12/17/2011 9:07:55 PM] Watch me: LITTEL
[12/17/2011 9:08:04 PM] Watch me: OH GOD
[12/17/2011 9:08:18 PM] Watch me: WHICH SITES DO YOU USE
[12/17/2011 9:08:38 PM] Watch me: DO YOU EARM MOPNEY
[12/17/2011 9:08:45 PM] Watch me: IS IT GOOD
[12/17/2011 9:08:46 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 9:08:50 PM] Watch me: MONEY
[12/17/2011 9:09:09 PM] Watch me: THASNKS ;OZ
[12/17/2011 9:09:12 PM] Watch me: WELL DON
[12/17/2011 9:09:12 PM] Watch me: E
[12/17/2011 9:09:14 PM] Watch me: XXX
[12/17/2011 9:09:20 PM] Watch me: yess
[12/17/2011 9:09:22 PM] Watch me: sorry
[12/17/2011 9:09:27 PM] Watch me: very difficult keyvboard]
[12/17/2011 9:13:10 PM] Watch me: Lois
[12/17/2011 9:13:17 PM] Watch me: hello
[12/17/2011 9:13:21 PM] Watch me: essex
[12/17/2011 9:13:31 PM] Watch me: i've moved
[12/17/2011 9:13:41 PM] Watch me: nothing against essex tho
[12/17/2011 9:14:25 PM] Watch me: so i can ask you anything?
[12/17/2011 9:14:33 PM] Watch me: can you tell me a story
[12/17/2011 9:14:35 PM] Watch me: please
[12/17/2011 9:15:58 PM] Watch me: wooops
[12/17/2011 9:16:22 PM] Watch me: it's not a very happy story
[12/17/2011 9:16:29 PM] Watch me: that's ok
[12/17/2011 9:16:33 PM] Watch me: thank you for telling it anyway
[12/17/2011 9:16:38 PM] Watch me: good#
[12/17/2011 9:16:41 PM] Watch me: and no more parties
[12/17/2011 9:16:51 PM] Watch me: i think i have to go now
[12/17/2011 9:16:56 PM] Watch me: thank you very much!!
[12/17/2011 9:17:12 PM] Watch me: that's a shame but the night is still young so maybe the next person
[12/17/2011 9:17:19 PM] Watch me: byeeeeeee
[12/17/2011 9:20:05 PM] Watch me: i was once was i was 15. with a groupof friewnds. a bit odd. you could say that. yes. i'm typing
[12/17/2011 9:20:13 PM] Watch me: ok.
[12/17/2011 9:20:19 PM] Watch me: good
[12/17/2011 9:20:34 PM] Watch me: okay
[12/17/2011 9:20:51 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:21:12 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:21:33 PM] Watch me: yikes!
[12/17/2011 9:21:53 PM] Watch me: i hope they were rechargable batteries
[12/17/2011 9:22:01 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:22:44 PM] Watch me: how did you get it out??
[12/17/2011 9:22:55 PM] Watch me: awesome.
[12/17/2011 9:23:34 PM] Watch me: okay
[12/17/2011 9:23:58 PM] Watch me: the cheques in the post
[12/17/2011 9:24:10 PM] Watch me: i can't type fast enough for this
[12/17/2011 9:24:21 PM] Watch me: before i go - how has your night been?
[12/17/2011 9:24:35 PM] Watch me: i can imagine.
[12/17/2011 9:24:52 PM] Watch me: only seen one person so far - someone from look right look left aparently
[12/17/2011 9:24:56 PM] Watch me: he was good.
[12/17/2011 9:24:59 PM] Watch me: i better go
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: love you hun
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:05 PM] Watch me: xx
[12/17/2011 9:26:24 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:26:28 PM] Watch me: emmanuel
[12/17/2011 9:26:33 PM] Watch me: hi!
[12/17/2011 9:26:38 PM] Watch me: greece
[12/17/2011 9:26:44 PM] Watch me: nice!
[12/17/2011 9:26:55 PM] Watch me: nope,first time
[12/17/2011 9:27:05 PM] Watch me: cool
[12/17/2011 9:27:21 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:27:37 PM] Watch me: ok,can you hel[p me a bit? like give me an example
[12/17/2011 9:27:47 PM] Watch me: yeap why not
[12/17/2011 9:28:03 PM] Watch me: ok...
[12/17/2011 9:28:19 PM] Watch me: yes I can see these....
[12/17/2011 9:28:27 PM] Watch me: can you turn the vibrator on?
[12/17/2011 9:28:30 PM] Watch me: ahhh
[12/17/2011 9:28:40 PM] Watch me: yes!
[12/17/2011 9:29:07 PM] Watch me: that sounds weird...
[12/17/2011 9:29:36 PM] Watch me: a bit
[12/17/2011 9:29:39 PM] Watch me: wow
[12/17/2011 9:29:54 PM] Watch me: no go on it it's ok
[12/17/2011 9:30:15 PM] Watch me: yeas plesase
[12/17/2011 9:30:33 PM] Watch me: over!
[12/17/2011 9:30:37 PM] Watch me: ok thx for this
[12/17/2011 9:30:43 PM] Watch me: bye
[12/17/2011 9:42:45 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:42:47 PM] Watch me: got it
[12/17/2011 9:42:49 PM] Watch me: dennis
[12/17/2011 9:43:05 PM] Watch me: london
[12/17/2011 9:43:14 PM] Watch me: no way
[12/17/2011 9:43:16 PM] Watch me: where you from
[12/17/2011 9:43:18 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 9:43:24 PM] Watch me: on a what?
[12/17/2011 9:43:28 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 9:43:36 PM] Watch me: did chat roulette once
[12/17/2011 9:44:13 PM] Watch me: ok it's just chat then?
[12/17/2011 9:44:28 PM] Watch me: go on then
[12/17/2011 9:45:15 PM] Watch me: do you enjoy doing this?
[12/17/2011 9:45:29 PM] Watch me: disenjoy is a good word
[12/17/2011 9:45:52 PM] Watch me: do you ever get real weirdos?
[12/17/2011 9:46:18 PM] Watch me: that's horrendous
[12/17/2011 9:46:31 PM] Watch me: my friend works on a raope crisis libne and they get freaky calls too
[12/17/2011 9:46:35 PM] Watch me: men are fucked up
[12/17/2011 9:46:54 PM] Watch me: got to go, yeah
[12/17/2011 9:46:58 PM] Watch me: nice meeting you
[12/17/2011 9:47:02 PM] Watch me: pleasure
[12/17/2011 9:47:03 PM] Watch me: cheers
[12/17/2011 9:59:58 PM] Watch me: i csn hearuou
[12/17/2011 10:00:02 PM] Watch me: my name is britt
[12/17/2011 10:00:10 PM] Watch me: germany
[12/17/2011 10:00:22 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:01:00 PM] Watch me: where are you?
[12/17/2011 10:01:15 PM] Watch me: is this where you usuallysleep|?
[12/17/2011 10:01:30 PM] Watch me: do you feel comfortable half naked?
[12/17/2011 10:02:06 PM] Watch me: what do you usually ;do;
[12/17/2011 10:03:30 PM] Watch me: which one do you like best?
[12/17/2011 10:03:45 PM] Watch me: thank you
[12/17/2011 10:07:14 PM] Watch me: I see
[12/17/2011 10:07:19 PM] Watch me: I'm good
[12/17/2011 10:07:27 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:07:50 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:08:12 PM] Watch me: what's your middle name?
[12/17/2011 10:08:20 PM] Watch me: what?
[12/17/2011 10:08:31 PM] Watch me: Nicde
[12/17/2011 10:08:50 PM] Watch me: Put your hair up
[12/17/2011 10:09:11 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:09:16 PM] Watch me: dont worry
[12/17/2011 10:09:34 PM] Watch me: what have people made you do?
[12/17/2011 10:09:48 PM] Watch me: nice
[12/17/2011 10:09:55 PM] Watch me: what a bitch
[12/17/2011 10:10:13 PM] Watch me: |I think you got the better deal
[12/17/2011 10:10:31 PM] Watch me: how many have you got
[12/17/2011 10:10:44 PM] Watch me: which is the best
[12/17/2011 10:11:19 PM] Watch me: why is iy different with the web cam
[12/17/2011 10:11:31 PM] Watch me: with the dildos
[12/17/2011 10:11:39 PM] Watch me: nice
[12/17/2011 10:11:49 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:11:56 PM] Watch me: buy you a drink
[12/17/2011 10:12:12 PM] Watch me: i think I have top go
[12/17/2011 10:14:47 PM] Watch me: daniela
[12/17/2011 10:15:00 PM] Watch me: just up the road
[12/17/2011 10:15:13 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:15:49 PM] Watch me: when did you leave glasgow
[12/17/2011 10:15:51 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 10:16:11 PM] Watch me: what did you study?
[12/17/2011 10:16:20 PM] Watch me: interesting combination
[12/17/2011 10:16:46 PM] Watch me: everyone seemed young
[12/17/2011 10:16:56 PM] Watch me: that's hard
[12/17/2011 10:17:11 PM] Watch me: really?
[12/17/2011 10:17:31 PM] Watch me: great!
[12/17/2011 10:17:54 PM] Watch me: ah
[12/17/2011 10:18:21 PM] Watch me: That's a relief that you're okay for money!
[12/17/2011 10:18:27 PM] Watch me: Where are you for Christmas?
[12/17/2011 10:18:35 PM] Watch me: Loively!
[12/17/2011 10:18:41 PM] Watch me: With my parents
[12/17/2011 10:18:49 PM] Watch me: And my little brother
[12/17/2011 10:18:53 PM] Watch me: Yes
[12/17/2011 10:19:00 PM] Watch me: Just outside CAmbirdge
[12/17/2011 10:19:11 PM] Watch me: It'll be fun. I'm cooking goose
[12/17/2011 10:19:22 PM] Watch me: Goose is tasty
[12/17/2011 10:19:33 PM] Watch me: Sor!
[12/17/2011 10:19:36 PM] Watch me: Bye!
[12/17/2011 10:22:51 PM] Watch me: hello
[12/17/2011 10:22:57 PM] Watch me: jack
[12/17/2011 10:23:04 PM] Watch me: london
[12/17/2011 10:23:14 PM] Watch me: is that a surprise?
[12/17/2011 10:23:21 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:23:54 PM] Watch me: can i ask stuff\/
[12/17/2011 10:23:59 PM] Watch me: or tell you stuff to do\/
[12/17/2011 10:24:06 PM] Watch me: take your bras off
[12/17/2011 10:24:18 PM] Watch me: where are you\/
[12/17/2011 10:24:28 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 10:24:45 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:25:14 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 10:25:27 PM] Watch me: which is your favoroute\\\\\\/
[12/17/2011 10:25:39 PM] Watch me: both
[12/17/2011 10:25:44 PM] Watch me: theres a difference\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:27 PM] Watch me: what's your tattoo\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:36 PM] Watch me: two women\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:53 PM] Watch me: skull\///
[12/17/2011 10:27:20 PM] Watch me: the whistle has gone
[12/17/2011 10:27:24 PM] Watch me: well thank you
[12/17/2011 10:27:27 PM] Watch me: i had lots of questions
[12/17/2011 10:27:32 PM] Watch me: cheers
[12/17/2011 10:31:18 PM] Watch me: chi
[12/17/2011 10:31:35 PM] Watch me: ehre are you?
[12/17/2011 10:31:46 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:32:31 PM] Watch me: what are you good at?
[12/17/2011 10:33:43 PM] Watch me: do you like talking to people in your underwear?
[12/17/2011 10:34:34 PM] Watch me: i guess you dont get lots of ladies ?
[12/17/2011 10:39:04 PM] Watch me: hi
[12/17/2011 10:39:11 PM] Watch me: I'm andy
[12/17/2011 10:39:16 PM] Watch me: hiys ksty
[12/17/2011 10:39:30 PM] Watch me: \i'm froom \yorkshire
[12/17/2011 10:39:34 PM] Watch me: yep
[12/17/2011 10:39:44 PM] Watch me: \I know st andrewas
[12/17/2011 10:39:57 PM] Watch me: nope
[12/17/2011 10:40:05 PM] Watch me: i trust you
[12/17/2011 10:40:25 PM] Watch me: cool
[12/17/2011 10:40:40 PM] Watch me: have you done this lots before
[12/17/2011 10:40:50 PM] Watch me: as a performance
[12/17/2011 10:40:57 PM] Watch me: will you do it again
[12/17/2011 10:41:16 PM] Watch me: how did you get into it two years ago?
[12/17/2011 10:41:39 PM] Watch me: is it always online you do it?
[12/17/2011 10:41:56 PM] Watch me: cool. you don't meet people?
[12/17/2011 10:42:06 PM] Watch me: ha ha
[12/17/2011 10:42:10 PM] Watch me: that's nice
[12/17/2011 10:42:19 PM] Watch me: realy?
[12/17/2011 10:45:25 PM] Watch me: i'm off now. speak tomorrow? little christmas?
[12/17/2011 10:45:44 PM] Watch me: anytime from 2 to 11ish
[12/17/2011 10:46:36 PM] Watch me: erica
[12/17/2011 10:46:47 PM] Watch me: london and athens
[12/17/2011 10:47:02 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:47:35 PM] Watch me: where are you
[12/17/2011 10:47:43 PM] Watch me: not here
[12/17/2011 10:48:12 PM] Watch me: dolikespeakingto
[12/17/2011 10:48:16 PM] Watch me: sorry
[12/17/2011 10:48:20 PM] Watch me: crap typing
[12/17/2011 10:48:28 PM] Watch me: who do u like
[12/17/2011 10:48:40 PM] Watch me: speaking to
[12/17/2011 10:49:19 PM] Watch me: pervy?
[12/17/2011 10:49:49 PM] Watch me: is this your job?
[12/17/2011 10:50:37 PM] Watch me: something came upon screen
[12/17/2011 10:54:06 PM] Watch me: heyeah
[12/17/2011 10:54:18 PM] Watch me: how are you?
[12/17/2011 10:54:22 PM] Watch me: I'm harris
[12/17/2011 10:54:25 PM] Watch me: I'mok
[12/17/2011 10:54:31 PM] Watch me: yeah
[12/17/2011 10:54:58 PM] Watch me: not really
[12/17/2011 10:55:27 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:55:40 PM] Watch me: how did you enduu doing this tonight?
[12/17/2011 10:55:59 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:56:21 PM] Watch me: who found you for this?
[12/17/2011 10:56:35 PM] Watch me: how did you end up on the show?
[12/17/2011 10:57:16 PM] Watch me: must be knackered
[12/17/2011 10:57:38 PM] Watch me: aww, you are the best booth
[12/17/2011 10:57:44 PM] Watch me: 2 thumbs up!
[12/17/2011 10:57:51 PM] Watch me: yeah
[12/17/2011 10:57:53 PM] Watch me: nice people
[12/17/2011 10:58:03 PM] Watch me: you should come next time
[12/17/2011 10:58:24 PM] Watch me: ok cool i'm going to get s drink now
[12/17/2011 10:58:32 PM] Watch me: but it was great to see you
[12/17/2011 10:58:44 PM] Watch me: i usually have cyber sex with men so this was different
[12/17/2011 10:58:47 PM] Watch me: bye!!!!
[12/17/2011 10:59:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 2:24:38 ***